Bring a denture, talk to a stranger. Then in the middle of your conversation, the denture will suddenly fall off! Let’s see their reaction!!! Miss! Miss, just wanna ask if you know the nearest ATM Machine. Nearest ATM machine…. Try over there! where? What ride should I take? ride a tricycle Can you help me put it back? put it back but… it’s dirty! Is it good now? Okay, thank you! Twerk to the tune of ” The birds are flying” Can you help me check if I got dirt in my back? Do I have dirt in my back? The birds are flying! is loved by God There’s no dirt? Hi Miss! Ask a stranger anything, and speak on the contrary to their answers. Then tell them, I know this more than you do. Which way is going to Tagaytay? Tagaytay? in Pala-Pala! You should take a ride going to Pala-Pala What’s that again? Take a ride going to Pala-Pala Drop off is in Pala-Pala, from there take a ride going to Tagaytay! As far as I know, it’s should be going to Dasmarinas That’s right! In Robinson’s Pala-Pala.. But the one I know is in SM SM right? You gotta walk a bit more going there need to walk? as far as I know, you need to run going there! how? What should I ride from here? take a jeep. going to Dasma, Pala-Pala, Robinsons it should be tricycle, right? Whatever you want! Where is Dasma? Once you reached the crossing, it’s already Dasma. your drop off is in crossing Isn’t it Tagaytay? not yet. Tagaytay is a bit far from there! It’s just near I know. How about going to Bacoor? I’m kinda lost. Where are you heading to? Going back to Davao! You should go to Manila. Okay. Act like you’re Mute. Ask a random stranger for a place and if they help you say Thank you! HAHAHAHA ride a bus. Ride a bus! going to Tagaytay! Yes! It’s just going to Silang! Ride a bus! not that one! What are you saying? there’s no cab around here! Okay, thank you! Thank you! Buy anything paying with no enough money, but still say keep the change to the vendor. Hello, good morning! Do you have….. How much for the…. 1 Nova, please! Piattos?? Yes! Here. Keep the change! This is not enough! you can keep the change, sir! you can keep the change, you don’t have to give it back to me. That’s okay! Thank you! Buy streetfood, Pay using credit card! How much for this? 2 pieces, please is this okay now? I’ll get quail egg for take out! How much all? 40 pesos boss! We don’t accept card here boss! What do you accept? How about gold? just cash! only cash? How about debit? No! How much all? 40 pesos only! I don’t have cash! Is there an ATM machine around here? Do you guys have 40 pesos? I’ll return it I will be back how about 20 pesos! Do you have 40 pesos? How about you maam do you have 40 pesos? Can I just wash dishes for you, sir? I don’t have that here boss! Is there an ATM machine around here? I’ll just go back sir Okay 40 pesos! Do you have a signal here? Not really! Is the air here, fresh? Can I sit here? sit there? It’s fresher here. you can sit there! I’ll be just fine here! Is that Cartoons? Do you like cartoons? Do you have Chobits on your phone? A sexy cartoon girl? Do you like those kinds? Wearing mini skirts? I don’t like that! Like Dragon Bold Z!!? Something like Dragon Bold Z? With sexy… That’s pretty good! I always watch those! At night, before I go to sleep! Girls??? With round… It’s my stress reliever! Bro, it’s just prank! It’s just prank, we have camera right there! Where?? We have 2 cameras there! Hohohoy Tukos! It’s in the comment section below! Just click here! follow us on instagram where we always post our myday! Beef soup! Tukos, we’re here at one of the best restaurants that serve the best beef soup! here in Tagaytay! We can’t resist eating here, because they say the best beef soup is in Tagaytay! Just wanna share to you Tukos, that I have pimple! If you want to be like hypebeast, but it now! It’s in the facebook fanpage of TukomiClothing! Always remember! Continuous.. Good Vibes!