Episode 1 – Death of the Blue Thing (a TOTAL catfish fishing fail)

Episode 1 – Death of the Blue Thing (a TOTAL catfish fishing fail)


Get the lure off of here. I am no master fisherman. You will surely
see that. Even if I have a good day you will see that I am no master at it.
Orange thing there kind of sucked last time. I’m not gonna start with it. I
bought this for a couple of bucks at the Meijer store, so, uh, let’s try it out. Yes. It’s a nice blue.
I didn’t have much blue stuff. I’ve got, well, you can’t see my colors.
I’ve got a lot of upside down stuff. Well, that…
Got a good arch… Does it have it’s… Is the spinner working? No! Come on spinner you’re supposed to, like, spin. Heck. Ah! Stupid weeds! Well, that sucks! So much for spinning! So much for dollar… Two dollar lures from Meijer! What the heck was that? Oh, I feel a weird twitch to it!
It might be spinning now! Are you spinning? No… You’re just weaving… Well that sucks! I need to grease it or something. I know nobody has to tell me you don’t grease it. Hey, something liked it… Something liked it a lot! Something enthusiastic! Come on! Boy… You’re a bit big for this pole there,
buddy. Get the pinchers… You ol’ nasty thing! Are you hooked through both lips? You pretty much are, aren’t you? Where’s those pliers at? I don’t know if that thing’s coming out
of there! Let’s try that…
That first… That one is loose… Two out of three! I have never seen anything get all three before! You take the cake buddy! Profanity that I bleeped out…
😀 Well… Broke that hook right off! Jeez! And ate all the red off of it!
Well! That sucked for Mr. Catfish, didn’t it? All right. Let’s see…
Get the catfish slime off of me… I’ve never caught one of them over here,
on this side of the pond. I thought they just kind of hung out on the other end. But they, uh, apparently don’t.
They get around! Ummm… I can’t believe that though.
Broke that hook! That’s crazy! I guess the blue thing is of interest to
somebody though, wasn’t it? Even if it didn’t spin… And I wonder why it didn’t… I don’t… I don’t know. Maybe it’s bent or something. You can’t expect much out of a two bucker… But I expected more than that! Break off like that! My goodness!

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